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| On Men | |
I like men to behave like men – strong and childish | |
| A man is like a phonograph with half a dozen records. You soon get tired of them all; and yet you still have to sit at the table whilst he reels them off to every new visitor. George Bernard Shaw | |
| A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor | |
| The fastest way to a man’s heart is through his chest. Roseanne Barr | |
| Men fantasise about being with tow women. Women fantasise about it too because at least they’ll have someone to talk to when he falls asleep. Anon | |
| Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. Jayne Mansfield | |
| Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient. H.L. Mencken | |
| The majority of husbands remind me of an orang-utan trying to play the violin. Honore de Balzac | |
| A husband is what’s left of the lover once the nerve has been extracted. Helen Rowland | |
| His mother should had thrown him away and kept the stalk. Mae West | |
| Nancy Astor : If I were married to you, I’d poison your coffee. Sir Winston Churchill : Nancy if you were my wife I’d drink it. | |
| The trouble with Ian is that he gets off with women because he can’t get on with them. Rosamond Lehmann on Ian Fleming | |
| The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. Germaine de Stael | |
| Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same. Anon | |
| Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over for you. Mae West | |
| Women have many faults, men only have two; everything they say and everything they do. Anon | |
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