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| On Women | |
Women are like elephants to me – I like to look at ‘em, but I would not like to own one. | |
| A woman will flirt with anyone in the world as long as other people are looking on. Oscar Wilde | |
| A woman will flirt with anyone in the world as long as other people are looking on. Oscar Wilde | |
| Woman would be more charming if one could fall into her arms without falling into her hands. Ambrose Bierce | |
| Woman should be obscene and not heard. Groucho Marx | |
| There’s nothing so similar to on poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women to. Pablo Picasso | |
| A women drove me to drink, and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. W.C.Fields | |
| I married beneath me, all women do. Nancy Astor | |
| A women will always sacrifice herself if you give her the opportunity. It’s her favourite form of self-indulgence. W.Somerset Maugham | |
| Women have a wonderful sense of right and wrong, but little sense of right and left. Don Herold | |
| Nature intended women to be our slaves… they are our property; we are not theirs. They belong to us, just as a tree that bears fruit belongs to a gardener. What a mad idea to demand equality for women! Women are nothing but machines for producing children. Napoleon Banaparte | |
| On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. H.L. Mencken | |
| Most women are not so young as they are painted. Max Beerbohm | |
| Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife. She has thought much worse things about you. Groucho Marx | |
| My wife and I tried two or three times on the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. Sir Winston Churchill | |
| Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult. Charlotte Whitton | |
| I hate women because they always know where things are. James Thurber | |
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